The votes are in and Colton residents have decided they want a Mafia-style form of local government. Have a problem with your utility bill? Need a street lamp replaced? Simply visit what is likely soon to be the only pizza joint in town and kiss the ring of the proprietor ("The Don"). No need to disturb the new Mayor or council members ("Made Men"). They will be too busy living in fear of being recalled or becoming victims of false allegations if they dare vote against The Don's wishes ('Getting Whacked').

Voice of the People Election Results